A charming and funny memoir of escaping a bonkers family and of glitz and glamour. Simon eventually finds a way out and escapes to London with best friend Biddie Biddlecombe ("Kyle/Kylie" in the series - played by Layton Williams)

Along the way they stumble upon punks, drunks, ladies of the night, the long arm of the law and all sorts of camps, vamps and outrageous scamps. But does he ever find the Beautiful People? Or could they be the ones he left behind...?